Santa and Banta were sitting outside a clinic.

Santa and Banta were sitting outside a clinic. Santa was crying like anything. So Banta asked, "Why are you crying?" Santa replied, "I came here for blood test" Banta asked, "So? Are you afraid?" First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this Banta started crying very loudly. Santa was astonished and asked , "Why are you crying?" Banta replied, "I have come for my urine test."